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So here we go: I almost didn’t blog about this, but then decided this is too heinous not to share. Again, feel free to stop reading; you won’t hurt my feelings.
On Friday night Adam and I went to do dinner after strolling around through downtown Charleston for a little Art Walk among the galleries. Hunger hit us like a force and we fled to find food. After perusing a few menus and finding everything a bit too much for what we wanted, we alighted on a restaurant, nay a bar, that I heard served good burgers and sandwiches. Perfect for what we wanted, something low-key.
We order beers and food in the same round and settle in, impatiently waiting for food to soothe our rumbling tummies. Halfway through our beer the food arrives and we quickly dive in: chicken tender sandwich with a side of pasta salad for him and a chicken parmesan sandwich with a side salad for her.
I went in for the kill on my salad as I was missing fresh produce from my life that day. I pumped the breaks on the roughage to tuck into my sammie and got a few bites in before offering a bite to Adam. A few more bites of salad, another bite of sandwich. And then I saw it.

Mind if I join you for dinner?
A whole string of expletives went through my head. I’ll spare you the details.
I asked my strong, burly, manly man for confirmation of the wild beast and he confirmed that, yes, there was a palmetto bug, a cockroach melted into the cheese of my sandwich. I wanted to give the suspicious blob the benefit of the doubt for about a millisecond: I had hoped it was only a piece of lettuce that was just really dark…and thick…and had antennae (grasping for straws, I know!).
White napkins were thrown and we surrendered to the bug and his wily ways. A waiter was called over, the situation explained, and he too went straight to the expletive and expressed how embarrassed and horrified he was. A completely free tab and free drinks for the rest of the night and a $25 voucher for our next visit were thrust upon us by the manager, along with a slew of apologies.
It was gross and it was disgusting and I still get gooseflesh when I think about finding that dinosaur bug in my food. Thankfully, the restaurant handled the massive monstrosity well and we did too. I just know that I will never be able to order another morsel of food from that joint.
(insert full-body shiver)
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