Well, I didn’t think I was going to do this. At least not so soon. But, the other day someone stumbled upon my blog using a search term so comical that I figured now would be as good a time as any to share with you words and phrases that some people use to find my blog. First up, the term that propelled me to post today:
- “wrapped dick”
At first I was like, WHAT?! Umm, when was the last time I wrote about wrapped dicks?? Well, turns out this clue led some unbeknownst person to my post about wrapping up my reading of Moby Dick. I’m pretty sure this person was highly uninterested in my feelings upon completion of the canonical novel and did not find any solution to his concern of a “wrapped dick.”
- “my friend rage too much”
Unfortunately, my post about murderous rage is probably of no help to the poor soul out there fearing for his life because his friend has a violently explosive temper. Moving on.
- “just can’t get enough”
Of my blog? Wow. I guess…well, I’m flattered of course. And, phew! Man, what an honor.
- “a broad at ho”
Whoa, whoa, whoa! no need for the language. I’m pretty sure I don’t even know you, and here you are getting all derogatory. Maybe you should take a hint from the guy above, because he seems to have much more appealing feelings.
- “chris rock daughter notorious b.i.g. doll”
This seems like it doesn’t make sense (Notorious B.I.G. has a doll? Yes, in fact, he does) but it is directly related to a post of musings. I mentioned the best part of the Oprah episode I was watching was when Chris Rock related that “every little girl should have a doll of a slain rapper.” Yes they should, Chris. Yes they should.
- “place to pick up prostitutes in istanbul”
Burn! I haven’t even written once about Istanbul (or prostitutes, for that matter) on this blog. That would have been on last year’s blog (Istanbul, not prostitutes) so I’m confused as to how this search engine term directed someone to this upstanding blog.
- “i got my cocaine at the club nitty gritty”
Not even going to touch this one. Completely lost.
- “me and you is friends”
Yes, blog surfer. Me and you is friends. And going to be forever until the when.
