Practice Snaps

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Last week I spent some time getting to know my camera a little better. The only thing that disappointed me about this exercise is that I waited so long to do it. I watched a few online videos that are perfect for the novice photographer as they are certainly not mind blowing in terms of content. But, I learned a lot of about adjusting aperture, ISO, shutter speed and white balance and the experience has left me feeling more confident and capable with my camera.

I took a few practice shots at the Rosengarten, which you’ve seen quite a bit of on both this blog and my Instagram. As if the overwhelming number of pictures taken there isn’t confirmation enough, let it be known that we spend a lot of time there. It’s literally directly across the street from our apartment and makes for a great place to hold picnics, happy hours, date nights and casual afternoon bocce ball tournaments. It is home to 220 types of roses, 200 species of irises and moor beds and contains at least 20 different types of rhododendrons. Azaleas, crocuses, daffodils, flowering trees and many other flora and fauna can also be found there (along with a very cool capoeira club that spends a lot of time “free-styling”).

To note, I have a Canon EOS Rebel t41 and have been shooting with a Canon EF-S 18-135 mm f/3.5-5.6 IS lens. I also have a 50 mm lens that shoots great close-ups and detail shots. If you have any suggestions or tips I would love to hear them!

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Sunday Showers

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On Sunday “the devil was beating his wife”; or, there was a “funfair going on in Hell”; or, it was “a monkey’s birthday” ; or, it was a “one-eyed jackal’s wedding.” The Southern United States, the Netherlands, the United Kingdom, and Pakistan, respectively, all have unique names for this phenomenon. I’ve always referred to it as a sunshower, but why not get creative for such a gorgeous spectacle?

I know I’ve whined incessantly about the rain we’ve been having (and will continue to have if this week’s forecast holds true), but yesterday, for a brief moment, the rain was really beautiful. This was taken through our guest room window at 7:20 pm when the sun was at the perfect pitch, casting a rich golden hue and creating strong, bold shadows. Adam had had a long day smoking pork shoulder (about which more later), dodging rain as he ran outside to adjust the coals or add liquid. To see the sun come out just as we were pulling the meat was a pleasant surprise.

And, of course, what happens when the devil is beating his wife? You get a beautiful rainbow:

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And, if you’ve been really, really good, putting up with more rain than you can stand, then you just might be rewarded with an extra-special treat:

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“Full-on double rainbow, all the way across the sky!” We loved it, but there was a lot less crying and yelling from us.

How was your weekend? Did you have a chance to relax? Visit with family? I hope it was wonderful. This morning, over coffee and toast, Adam and I agreed that we had a top-notch weekend. We loved the thermal bath in Leukerbad on Saturday and felt so rejuvenated and peaceful afterward. It was a pretty dated spa and kinda cheesy, but the view from the outdoor pools simply couldn’t be beat:

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Yesterday Adam worked on smoking meat, but otherwise we took it very easy. Lots of reading and music, a little yoga for me (not to mention freshly painted finger- and toenails), a Skype session with my folks, and a shoulder rub for Mr. Adam. A fine Sunday, indeed.

For now it’s back to Monday: cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping, and tutoring. It sure is nice to have the weekend though.

More Balcony Progress

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Back to the balcony, folks. It just feels so good to get out there and be primitive with the dirt (even if I madly sweep up after I’m finished and put all refuse in the compost–very, very Swiss). Unfortunately my Heavenly Blue plants contracted (or maybe started out with) a fiercely aggressive virus that turned them a depressing shade of black, made all the more so by the contrast between its surly shade and the gorgeous vibrant blue of the buds. Into the compost it went.

Similarly, the pansies on either side of the balcony were so pretty right after planting, but soon they just depressed me. I could never see the flowers because the stiff leaves grew at an alarmingly faster pace and each bud died so quickly! They, too, needed to surrender to the depths of the compost heap.

Here we were the last week of March:

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Now enter, the humble geranium.

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IMG_3177Geraniums are insanely hardy and come in the most vibrant, saturated shades. The clouds outside are basically one giant diffuser, but you can really see the depth of color we are working with here. I think they’re gorgeous.

This genus, Pelargonium, is very low maintenance and simply wants regularly watering and full sun. And, they are a prototypical Swiss flower, to boot! Every chalet has window boxes stuffed to the max with these sturdy guys, and even in the cities you will find them everywhere. It feels good to fit in sometimes.

I picked up these flowers at the farmers market when I should have been buying herbs, but I couldn’t just pass these beauties by. I mean, what am I, some kind of monster?! (note: who am I, really? I never would have found myself saying that only a couple years ago) I brought home six plants and they’ve sat on the floor of the balcony for a couple weeks waiting for their time to shine. If properly cared for (ahem) they should last in the planters through the late summer.

Be your brilliant selves!

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IMG_3160For those concerned, the rosemary is doing very well. I was afraid that the container was too big, but my dad assured me that this dude would take off. So far, it has. Just look at it a few weeks ago:

rosemaryIt sits on the corner (obviously) so it gets tons of sun and was drinking like crazy last week when it rained nonstop. I think all that nourishment really helped.

IMG_3188The lavender plant is likewise loving it here. But, no buds to speak of… With hindsight I realize I should have bought a more mature plant, but the delicious heady scent is still there if you dig your nose down deep enough. For comparison’s sake, here she is right after planting:

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Finally, more herbs! So happy to have these friends around because I know they will be so useful. Nothing helps transform a dish like fresh herbs and cheese, and the basil, thyme, and parsley plants can help me with at least one of those tricks. I love how clean they look in the planter.

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Basil grows like a weed so perhaps it could use its own container, but for now I like it grouped with its buddies.

IMG_3193Olive tree is still kickin’ it. Livin’ life and lovin’ the sun. Hopefully we’ll get to do some harvesting in the next three to five years…

I really did have a good time in the “garden” on Tuesday. A little CHVRCHES and warmer temperatures made for an ideal early afternoon.

What’s growing in your garden? Any fresh flowers to speak of?

 

 

 

You’re Pretty, Friday

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When I was interning at a food magazine a couple years ago we used to have weekly editorial meetings that I really looked forward to. We’d discuss upcoming and current projects, talk about content and layout, and brainstorm ideas. During one such meeting the then-editor-in-chief was talking about a photo shoot that was happening later in the day and she was giving some art direction to the project coordinator: “It needs to be quick. Just get in there, get some beautiful, sexy shots of the pasta, really make it look gorgeous, and get out. I want them to be really sexy and sultry.”

Mmmkay.

It was hard to imagine getting sexy shots of pasta, but I have neither a culinary degree nor a position as editor-in-chief, like she had, so really, what do I know? Pickles? Bananas? Melons? Sure, I get it, but pasta??

Consider these my sexy flower shots. This week’s bouquet was too beautiful (and kinda sultry) to keep to myself. Could these ranunculuses be any more divine? They are one of my favorite flowers and their plush texture create such warmth, but it’s their surprisingly intricate detail that make me swoon. All those pedals! I’m in love.

What are you up to this weekend besides buying ranunculuses? We’re facing even more rain (le SIGH already) and a maybe, maybe a ray of sunshine on Sunday. Tonight we are grilling burgers as a sort of quasi-séance to beckon summer, and at some point we have plans to visit the local art museum. Oh, and I’m getting a haircut this afternoon, which is feels a little like a treat.

Here are my treats to you, friends. Weekend links:

Speaking of burgers, why not throw a sliders party?

The many faces of Prince George. I like #11 best.

True Graphs of Everyday Life. The McDonald’s one made us laugh out loud.

Five tips for caring for your leather bag. I have the tote in question and I LOVE it.

30 crazy sleep facts.

Do you ever participate in Meatless Monday? Meat is crazy-expensive here so we’ve tried to cut back and have found that eating vegetarian meals is very satisfying. That link will send you to some pretty yummy recipes.

This week’s soup: perfect potato.

I secretly love all bath and spa products. This whole line looks insane, especially this oil.

Beautiful handmade terrariums. I spy a spring project!

I bought this trench coat the other night and it sold out in 24 hours! They made a few more so if you’re in the market for a really super transition piece, get to steppin.

p.s. If you’re feeling a little down, or know someone who is, this manifesto of encouragement can be a bit cheesy, but I think it’s helpful for re-prioritizing concerns and finding peace.

 

 

Green House(plants)

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One of the first ways I wanted to improve our apartment was through the addition of houseplants. They add softness and warmth to a space and can also help purify air, creating a more enriching environment. I was, however, at a loss as to where to begin and what to buy.

I did a lot of internet searching, mostly sticking to queries such as, “common houseplants” and “easy plants to keep alive indoors.” I don’t necessarily have a black thumb, but I don’t have the most promising track record either. I wanted to start slow and take it easy; I initially thought I would buy a snake plant, which is well known as the easiest plant to keep alive.

Well, as of today we have 12 houseplants, including a cactus who is biding its final adieus to us as we speak, and I have only killed four plants since we moved in.  In eight months? Not bad!

Or is it? I really have no idea. Two were grocery store plants that just didn’t get enough light on the kitchen table, one got a moldy virus that completely dried it out and turned it a charming gray color, and the last one was woefully overwatered and was living in a swamp by the time I figured out what had happened. When I went to take the last one out of its pot it literally disintegrated in my fingers.

I thought that since I’ve found blogs and forums to be founts of growing tips and recommendations I would share a few plants that are working well around here. To note, we have eastern and western facing windows only. We’d be making a killing selling oxygen if we had one of the elusive south-facing apartments in our building, but with the particular sunshine we do get our plants seem to fair well. Of course, adjust accordingly to suit your optimal growing conditions.

Before I share all the plants I must confess that a lot of these plants were purchased before I read extensively about their care and maintenance regimen (i.e., you’ll see a lot of tropical plants). I was wooed by their beauty and couldn’t resist buying them. So you might find that they don’t really make sense here, but alas they are mine and until they die I’m going to try mightily to take care of them.

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UMBRELLA TREE:

Sunlight: Bright, indirect

Water: Once every week during the growing season, about half that during dormant periods

Temperature: They like it warm and humid, do not allow temperatures to go below 60 degrees F

This umbrella tree is pretty happy here in our dining room. With the curtain pulled back it receives indirect sunlight nearly all day long thanks to generous reflections from the apartment across the lawn. I moved it from its initial spot in the family room because it was dropping leaves like mad (literally 5-10 every day) and it is faring far better in this brighter room.I haven’t done it yet, but it’s been recommended to put this guy in the shower and give it a healthy rinse. It helps mimic the tropical climate in which the plant thrives.

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CHINESE EVERGREEN

Sunlight: Low to medium light

Water: Once a week, or every two weeks if the plant begins to droop

Temperature: 60-75 degrees

This is the Mall Plant. It is in every mall you’ve ever been to and it’s living its best life there. This plant is easy going and low-maintenance, making it a great first attempt. It sits in the window of our living room because it was really sad next to the record player where it used to live. I found that it needed more light than was initially recommended and since it’s been getting extra vitamin D it’s been thriving. Pretty regular misting also helps. Every other week I take it outside and mist it with a spray bottle and that seems to do the trick. NOTE: This plant is highly toxic and can cause irritation to lips, mouth, and throat if chewed or swallowed by both humans and pets.

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CROTON

Light: Bright

Water: Heavy watering necessary; keep soil moist and mist 1-2 times per week

Temperature: Warm, up to 80 degrees

This plant is high maintenance in terms of its need for regular watering. I find I water two or three times a week and mist it as much. You can read its needs by the leaves, which droop when it’s been too long between waterings. I love the bright colors and stiff leaves in contrast to the other greenery on the plant stand. NOTE: this plant is also poisonous and harmful if chewed or eaten by humans and pets.

 

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MISTLETOE CACTUS

Light: Low, indirect

Water: Check the soil, let it dry out on top, but ensure the bottom soil is still moist; do not let sit in water; mist regularly

Temperature: 70-85 degrees

This is one of those plants that I probably shouldn’t have but do. It loves the tropics and should really live in a greenhouse, but I just think it’s so cool looking! I think it will be alright in its small container for a while, but it might need to be repotted semi-soon. This plant gets a misting once a week, though it could use it more often. If you do repot it, add in bark or wood chips to promote drainage. Orchid compost mix works well here also.

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Light: Bright, indirect; will tolerate low light, but not direct sun

Water: Water thoroughly when potting soil is dry 1-inch down

Temperature: 55-85 degrees

I’m not a huge ivy fan but I like a little creep in my life. This guy would do well in a basket and I’m tempted to move him outside under the shade of the above balcony. It would also be cool if I trained him to climb down the plant stand, so we’ll see. This might be the easiest of all the plants…

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BOSTON FERN

Light: Medium, Indirect or dappled shade

Water: Water regularly and keep soil moist; mist 1-2 times per week; can keep in a tray of pebble with water if environment is especially dry

Temperature: 60-75 degrees

The Boston Fern loves humidity. I should probably just take it to Bali when we go there this fall because it will most likely not be satisfied here. I’ve had it for a month and so far it’s stayed alive, but I’m not sure it’s in the right spot. A few pictures up you can see that it’s not even in the right size pot but, to be quite frank, I’ve been too lazy to do something about it, presumably figuring that it’s about to implode. Give this guy plenty of water and do not let it dry out. While it looks most at home in a country or cottage style abode, I think it looks smart when kept to a smaller size.

IMG_2569^^Hey, Toby!

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DRACAENA MARGINATA (sometimes DRAGON TREE)

Light: Bright

Water: Allow soil to dry between waterings, though not completely; do not let it sit in water

Temperature:65-80 degrees

I bought this plant the second week we lived in the apartment and it hasn’t changed AT ALL in the last 8 months. Literally, hasn’t grown an inch. But, it hasn’t died either so I’m counting it a win. It’s incredibly easy to take care of, very hardy and drought resistant. I like the spiky leaves and think it makes a good accessory in the bedroom corner.  Unfortunately I planted this in a pot without any drainage holes, which may end up being an issue. There are rocks at the bottom that can trap water, but since this plant is highly susceptible to root-rot it would be better to plant it in a pot with drainage holes.

 

IMG_1646^^there’s a dresser in here now…

 

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FIDDLE LEAF FIG

Light: Bright, filtered (can take full sun if in an eastern-facing window)

Water: Keep steadily moist but do not let it sit in water; wait until soil is dry about 1-inch down

Temperature: Warm, 70-85 degrees

Ah, the design world darling. Everyone wants a fiddle leaf and it’s no wonder since they are such beauties to look at! If only they weren’t so temperamental. Some people consider these low-maintenance plants, but I think they require some work. The watering is the most important and precarious aspect. It might take you a few weeks to figure out how much water and how frequently, but be mindful that overwatering is the number one way to kill this guy. Brown spots on the leaves indicate that you are drowning the poor thing. Since the leaves are so large they catch quite a bit of dust. Wipe down leaves every week with a damp cloth so their pores remain unobstructed (see, picky). Rotate the plant once a week as they will grow aggressively toward the light and you will soon have a sexily leaning plant in the corner of your room if you don’t keep ahead of its movements. Once you find a spot for the plant keep it in place. It does not like relocation and will suggest as much by promptly dropping all its leaves. As I mentioned, there are a number of factors at play when attempting to keep this plant alive but it adds great drama and interest to a room and I think we could all use a little more glamour at home.

desk^^that’s a real life working desk, my friends

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SNAKE PLANT (sometimes MOTHER-IN-LAW’S TONGUE)

Light: Bright, with some sun; although, this plant is very forgiving and can tolerate low light conditions

Water: Let soil dry between waterings; monthly water should suffice; water only around the edges of the pot

Temperature: Anything above 50 degrees, though they prefer the warmth

Contrary to the fiddle leaf, the snake plant could survive in a closet if need be. This is the toughest of all house plants and perfect for anyone just getting started with flora and fauna. The stiff, upright leaves are just as dramatic as the oversized fiddle leaves but, again, much easier to care for. You can easily split one plant up into several groupings around your house, but I like the impact of a big plant. It wants a lot of light, and will even flower if it gets enough, but as stated above it can tolerate low light. Just be prepared for it to stay pretty stagnant, much like the dracaena. I think it looks best in a minimal basket or pot.

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RUBBER TREE

Light: Bright, filtered; can tolerate morning sun

Water: Keep steadily moist; mist weekly or bi-weekly

Temperature: Warm

I’m really excited about this tree, but it’s not so happy here. Right now it lives in the guest room but it doesn’t get enough sun, which is causing the leaves to turn slightly yellow and droop. I’ve been playing around with it in the living room (eastern-facing) and I think it will do better in there. I love the big, glossy leaves and bright red vein that goes down the back. Like the fiddle leaf, this tree can grow to be 40-50 feet in nature so it’s really more like a topiary when grown indoors. Find a nice bright spot for this guy because it’s supposed to be a fast grower, rewarding you with hearty leaves and a gorgeous fullness.

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Not plants, of course, by foliage nonetheless. I have really enjoyed having both permanent houseplants and fresh flowers around the apartment. They lift my mood and add dimension and warmth to our home. The trick is to find the right plants for your space and lifestyle, a trick that I am obviously still learning.

To note, I didn’t share all the plants we have going on over here. There’s the aforementioned cactus that could die at any moment and a zee zee plants that’s quietly ticking away by the sofa. It’s a good little plant that barely does anything, but a bigger size promises more action and style. Note that this plant is also toxic and poisonous if consumed.

So, what kinds of plants do you have? Live? Silk? Imaginary? I would really love any tips or suggestions because I’m always looking for ways to create a more homey, rich environment. Happy gardening!

 

 

 

Balcony Progress

IMG_2480When we moved into our apartment last September it seemed a bit too late in the summer to get serious about filling up our balcony. We bought a small table and chairs from Ikea that ended up looking like a postage stamp on our mid-size balcony, and I eagerly anticipated the moment when we could start making it look more home-y and lived in.

It served as a great DIY area, and surely still will. I painted our kitchen cart out here, stained shelves, painted stools and repotted all sorts of house plants. We were lucky to get such a sizable balcony in our price range and I’m grateful every day for a little outdoor space to call our own.

IMG_2475I enlisted my parents to help organize our balcony since they are such good gardeners and have a great eye for plants and blooms. A couple trips to the garden center and the farmers market tremendously helped fill out the space.

Then, Adam and I went to the big Home-Depot-like hardware store on Saturday and bought a grill, olive tree, and a couple more plants just for fun. When you’re lucky enough to borrow a car, take advantage of the hauling power.

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IMG_2472^^heavenly blue, you are a beauty

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IMG_2426^^rosemary for the win!

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IMG_2442^^the forsythia is out of control!

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We went with a classic Weber, which was one of two or three brands offered. The other ones had names like, “Ultra European Star Outdoor Chef,” which made me extra skeptical since we’re dealing with an open flame here. It’s a nice little portable guy and fits perfectly on the table we bought from Ikea. We upgraded our dining table to something a little roomier and more comfortable.

I am unbelievably pleased with the progress we’ve made so far. I spend so much time at home, looking out at this space, and it makes me happy to see it resemble the rest of our home. There are, of course, still tweaks to be made. I’d love to get a little herb garden going and I know the purple and white flowers will need to be replaced in a couple months. But, it’s looking so bright and vibrant, no?

 

 

 

 

Blackfish

Pretty much everyone who knows me knows that I am in no way sports inclined. I obviously have a love of fitness, including yoga, running, dumbbell tossing and more, but sports are so not my thing. I’m not competitive so that’s why I was a dancer growing up; not quite the contact sport like soccer or basketball. ::shudder::

So while others where collecting baseball cards or other sports-related paraphernalia I was sifting through my animal trading cards. I remember nights sitting at my desk looking through facts and figures on a broad range of representatives in the animal kingdom. My very favorite animal for a long time was the beluga whale. The name itself is highly enticing but it’s smooth, ethereal coloration, round head and relatively compact body made it an instant classic.

In fact, whales still fascinate me to this day. My answer to “which animal would you most like to be” is almost always whale. (Whenever I’m feeling especially like a badass I might say tiger or something equally intense.) They are just so majestic and serene and I would really like to know what it feels like to be that humongous.

I would not, however, like to know what it feels like to be that huge and trapped in a glorified bathtub for the rest of my life. Blackfish, the recent documentary darling, gives us a frightening glimpse into what that life is a like, though, and it is a grim picture. The movie certainly makes SeaWorld look like the Bad Guy, but dang, the evidence sure is damning. I was moved by what gentle giants Orca whales are and their naturally calm disposition in the wild, far away from captivity. That seems to be the key phrase since evidence shows that whales develop harmful psychoses when trapped for nearly their entire adult lives and in fact live to half their projected life expectancy when caged.

I know I won’t be stepping foot into a SeaWorld, oh, ever again (I’m not even sure I’ve ever been there… Growing up in Kansas doesn’t really provide for much whale watching), because it’s filled with liars and frauds. As you can tell I’m a bit worked up over it, but the documentary is fascinating and heart-breaking. Variety called it a “psychological thriller” and that’s such a spot-on descriptor. You can watch it for free on Netflix or download it from iTunes, but do beware that some parts are pretty graphic and there is detailed footage of attacks on humans.

Have you already seen it? What did you think? Are you also more in love with whales than ever?

Fiddle Leaf

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Five weeks later and our fiddle leaf plant is still alive! They can be quite fussy (one homeowner actually confessed to singing to hers at night), but this little figgy must feel right at home.

Can’t say the same for the umbrella tree that is ironically making it rain in the living room with its leaves…

The Rest of the Weekend in Lake Como

As promised, I have a few more photos to share from our weekend. The aforementioned fog slowly crept in around the lake and cast a dull haze over the landscape for the rest of our trip. We felt lucky to have had such great weather the first day and enjoy the compelling scenery in all its splendor.

We briefly entertained visiting Varenna, located directly across from Menaggio, but decided instead to go for a “hike.” I put it in scare quotes because while Adam and I do have real life hiking shoes and a proper hiking backpack I more closely resemble Sporty Spice than Alpine aficionado and we rarely conquer elevations that would require poles or more advanced gear. I’m going to continue calling it hiking but I think we all know it’s walking and there’s no shame in that. 

Ever onward, we declined anything strenuous and settled on the Greenway di Lago. The woman at the tourist office wondered aloud why it was even called such given that the walk itself doesn’t necessarily cross through any green areas. Rather, it’s a 10-kilometer hike that passes through five towns, giving you the opportunity to indulge in a little Italian village sampler platter. For us this was perfect (see note above about our hiking expectations): we could admire the impossibly charming old towns, catch a few rays while we were out and neatly knock out six miles in an afternoon.

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The Greenway is located on the west side of the lake and begins in Colonno. It then passes through Sala Comacina, Ossuccio, Lenno, Tremezzo, and finishes at a nondescript bus stop in Cadenabbia. We were hoping someone would be there with free XL t-shirts and an 8-ounce bottle of water congratulating us on our efforts. Instead we were met with an almost indecipherable bus schedule and the fumes of a bus that had only just departed, leaving us with approximately 45 minutes until the next one hurtled by. Absolutely not interested in this plan, we decided to just walk back to Menaggio, roughly another 2 kilometers. I do not recommend this route since there isn’t exactly a sidewalk that runs the whole way and you may find yourself clinging Spiderman-like to a wall or guard rail. Maybe just grab some beers and wait out the bus instead?

It was a nice walk despite the fog that prevented the program-promised spectacular views. We arrived home with the spent feeling of having walked very leisurely for four and a half hours absorbing the character for which Italy is so renowned.

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The sass! I’m almost positive I earned this face for making some snide comment about the fact that he’s wearing zip-off pants. I hate nothing more than those damn pants. “But they’re so practical!”

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^^ We thought this enchanting little pathway was part of the Greenway. It’s definitely not. It’s a private trail for residents and a place where we had no business. Ever the responsible tourists!

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^^ Should have tipped us off…

 

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^^ Villa Balbiano is supposed to be one of the area’s most beautiful private homes. It looked a little worn, however, and the overgrown algae on the pond didn’t add any charm. The buzz is that it was recently purchased by a 21-year-old Russian woman and is in the process of undergoing “maintenance.” No judgment or anything…

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^^ This delightful pastoral scene was hampered only by the rump you can see on your far right. This gentleman was in near hysterics trying to get after the two mares. Certainly nothing you want a teenage to see.

 

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^^ Playing tennis, swatting the world’s biggest fly, or running to catch the fella who has the bottom half of his leg?

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^^ Seriously, Italy, cut it with the idiotically charming and old-world cobbled alleys. Enough is enough and I can’t take it!

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^^ Eerie, huh? Taken at 4 pm.

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^^ Trying so, so hard to reach the lowest branch. Having a 6’5″ husband gives me a bit of a complex and I need to prove myself every so often.

 

Italy, we love you *this* much and are already looking forward to coming back. I studied abroad in Florence and would love to go back not only to revisit some of my favorite spots but also to apologize for my 20-year-old self.

 

Sunday Snaps

A couple Sundays ago Adam and I hiked up the local mountain. It’s more correctly identified as a giant hill, but the Bernese are fiercely proud of their little bergli and who am I to take that away?

This is the third time I’ve walked up the Gurten and only the first time I brought my camera. The Alps were out in all their glory but the stubborn haze simply wouldn’t burn away during our stay at the top. Usually you can catch it dissipating by late afternoon but I like to be enjoying my post-workout (using the term very liberally here) beer by that time.

 

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^^ imagine casually walking down this little path and being confronted by a Highland Cow who is very displeased about being lost and even more disconcerted about the young lady in the middle of the path I AM NOW GOING TO RUN DOWN!!! that happened to me last time I was here.

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^^ this cow stared at me the whole time I was taking his picture. I found out it was because there was a far more interesting dog behind me.

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^^ I regret not taking a video here because the symphony of their cowbells was truly magical. you know you’re in Switzerland when your hikes are accompanied by such an authentic soundtrack.

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^^this sweet babe couldn’t keep his eyes open. I briefly entertained bringing him home or at least trying to spoon him.

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^^ can you see them way in the background??

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^^ a little better.

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^^ I’d like to know who is ordering #36 at the top of a mountain.