Monday Math

Salty, steamy mass of chicken fingers and fries = -10 points

Drinking a Diet Pepsi with the mess of fried foods = +2 points

Wearing exercise clothes while eating chicken and fries goodness = +4 points

Watching TV while scarfing and slurping down lunch= -3 points

Feeling stressed because there is so much (expletive) work I need to do for school, and a huge take-out of chicken fingers and fries with a side of Ranch is a craving that I just need to satisfy = a jillion positive points.