Yesterday I was thisclose to having a meltdown on the floor at work. I have a few pet peeves, silly and trite, as most people’s are. Among them is when people use pet names such as, “Sweetie,” “Honey,” “Sweetpea,” Sugar,” for total strangers. Case in point, one of my clients yesterday.
I walk to the front of the store to greet her and ask her the all-important question, “What are we shopping for today?” She says, with what I think was a genuine smile, “Oh you know what Sweetie, someone is helping me. Thank you though Sweetheart.” Oh whoa, whoa, two in one greeting. Too fast, too furious. I left her to her browsing and continued milling about the store. When my manager, who was previously helping her, passed her off to me I knew I was in for it.
For the next forty-five minutes I was harassed by variations on “sweet” and made to feel like a child. As I’m out on the floor grabbing her a different size, I say to my friend, Patty, “I am going to lose my MIND if this woman calls me ‘Honey’ one more time!” She says, “You know, when they do that to me, I just dish it right back.”
Well this is against my design. It is awkward and unnatural for me to say such things. Even when I was working in the classroom I addressed my students as “Sir” or “Ma’am.” “Honey-bear schnookly doodums” just doesn’t sound right coming out of my mouth. So every time I brought her back something or checked on her I had to endure another round of, “I’m just great thank you Pumpkin. You’re so sweet!” Waaaaaaah! Make it end!!
At last she paid for her purchases and left the store. My cringe reflexes went back into hibernation and I was free to be simply Kristina. That is until one hour later when SHE CAME BACK FOR MORE!! She forgot to buy a few items, and once again I was thrust back into the world of baby-talk. When will it end?! I thought.
Finally, she was gone. And all was well. Sweetie.